PoopyTown

POOPYTOWN From 6-3-05

Yes, I live in Poopytown. A small town with only two toilets which half the town's citizens refuse to use.. and the other half seem destined to clean up. The topic of poop consumes their entire lives. It's what they talk about. It's what they think about. It decides where they go and for how long.
The town is completely divided between the "Poops" and the "I Won't Poop There"s ( known as (IWPT). Today one of the residents, a Mr. Ethan Peter-Gourley, was asked where he pooped and he proudly replied, "UNDERWEAR!" This may be part of the problem. The "Poops" are much larger that the "I Won't Poop There"s but still try to keep from using their size to drag the IWPT's into the bathroom and hold them there for hours until they comply. The Poops soon give in as their feet fall asleep after sitting in that little room for so long. Some Poops have accused the IWPT's of conspiring to poop other places immediately after they have spent hours in the bathroom. The IWPT's just smile.
It's a Messy, messy business here in Poopytown. And who knows how this will all come out. But no matter how much it stinks, they still love each other.